I'm at the Beach Today Lyrics

I'm at the beach today

Having fun with you

I'm not mad that I exist today

You exist as well

Going to the beach is an analogy

And you're not actually here with me

'Cause you is just another word for me

Everybody in the world is actually me

I'm a scary monster

I'm just so sick and twisted

I'm the only person that's felt narcissistic

Writing words as subtle as a heavy-handed wordsmith

Another song about myself, but I'm not narcissistic

I'm a scary monster

I'm just so sick and twisted

Avoiding conversation 'cause I need it to be scripted

Creating every detail of how I'm to be depicted

By writing songs about myself

who could have predicted that (I'm a monster)

I'm a scary monster

I'm just so sick and twisted (A monster)

I'm the only person that's felt narcissistic (I'm a monster)

Writing words as subtle as a heavy-handed wordsmith (A monster)

Another song about myself, but I'm not narcissistic (I'm a monster)

I'm a scary monster

I'm just so sick and twisted (A monster)

Avoiding conversation because I need it to be scripted (I'm a monster)

Creating every detail of how I'm to be depicted (A monster)

By writing songs about myself who could have predicted that? (I'm a-)

Maybe I'm a

(Monster but that)

Means that you're a

(Monster but if)

Everyone's a monster who will be the monster's monster?

I'm sorry if it's not who you want to be

I never had a say in making everybody me

It's nice to see you

And hear what I've been up to

Talk about what I'm gonna do

I'm free

Hyperbole actually

Because I have to finish my chores

Technically that means they're also yours

(Maybe you should, may-may-may-may)

Maybe you should take your seat

It's time to show what you know

In the form of a pop quiz

If you're baking bagels

And you bake a bakers dozen

How many bagels does your big brother want?

(Um, uh, shit, shit, um, two?)

No

Will you feel ungrateful

When you are no longer able to

Stumble through life so fucking nonchalant?

(Uh, um, uh, um, uh, I don't know)

I'm at the beach today

Having fun with you

I'm not mad that I exist today

You exist as well

Going to the beach is an analogy

And you're not actually here with me

'Cause you is just another word for me

Everybody in the world is actually me