Ground Vision Lyrics

Crashed a clunker

Broke the bumper

Thwacked my thunker

Pinched the pumper

Just enough to get home

(You can't say I never)

Lost a big bone

Bonked my big dome

Wore the big cone

Barked a big groan

Got left at home all alone

(You can't say I never)

Gripped the grip stick

Dipped the dipstick

Left my lipstick

On the sip stick

TMJ thurts my jaw

(You can't say I never)

Bounced a gumball

Gummed a bounce ball

Want amount tall

Bank account small

Not sure if clay could fix my flaws

(You can't say I never)

You can't say I never went to school

Can't say I never broke my arm

Took shit, kissed fist of the tool who

Took the piss and said I'm pissing in the pool, ooh

Hold your horses, hold your horses

Keep holding 'til they're corpses

Don't expect me to go and cite my sources

'Cause the only string of words I'll possibly endorse is

I understand your problems

Our hearts have hands

So put her there

Now let's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance

Bystanders gather 'round just

to get a get a get a glimpse, a glance of what

My eyes found down on the ground

And a glance is what you shall get

Just sit tight

Alright there's something

Not quite right or something

They just don't know how I feel

They just don't get

Little bit by little bit

Another brick another brick

I'm about to throw an F-ing freaking flipping fucking fit

I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it

I'm sick of stuck in thick of it

A little brittle baby playing monkey in the middle with myself

No other monkey, since there never is and never was another middle monkey

But it wouldn't even matter 'cause

Shucks, I'm shy

Oh, what a perfect admission

To prove to you I've been given ground vision

Maybe you can see it in my eyes, bone dry

'Cause I'm the sand that you walk on at the beach where you wonder

How have all these clocks gone by?

You can't say I never-

Tried and true

These words will never find you

It gets so hard to talk when you always chew your chalk

(It's hard work minding all this business)

But I don't know what this business is

But I don't know how to rest this leg

But I don't know what this omelet is

But I can't unbreak this egg

But I don't know what this business is

All I know is how to cut my teeth

And that ticks and pisses me off

'Cause my teeth are where I can't see

So if the ground gets you

Just look me up

And I'll look down

And if the frown train choos

I'll tell you what

I'll bust that gut

I understand your problems

Our hearts have hands

So put her there

Now let's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-

Don't you have somewhere to be?

Oh, yeah wow, would you look at the time

Uhh- let- lemme- uhh- let's see

One time I cried

Another perfect admission

To prove to you I've been given ground vision

Maybe you can see it in my eyes, bone dry

'Cause I'm the sand that you walk on at the beach where you wonder

How'd you cry with those dry eyes?

You can't say I never-

Tried and true

These words will never find you

It gets so hard to talk when you always chew your chalk