S.T.I Lyrics

You don't need to have a lot of sexual partners

To get an STI

Anyone can get one

Male, female, straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual

Can get one

STI's are also known as STD's

Some of them used to be called VD

Named after Venus

The goddess of love

Take off my underwear

Gonna pop her quick

Who knows maybe if I pay her

She'll suck on my

I've got a strange feeling in my nuts

Like I've caught something bad

But the sex is far too great

To pull out and be sad

I woke up this morning

I got out of bed

I went to the toilet

And wished that I was dead

Cuz I've got herpes

I've got herpes

I've got herpes

I've got herpes

I went to the doctors

He gave me some tests

He said there's no cure for me

And I have got tourettes

Cuz I've got herpes

I've got herpes

I've got herpes

I've got herpes

The end is near

I've got to hide

I can't get rid of this feeling inside

I tried every trick

I even washed my

But nothing seemed to work

I still have the STI

I'm going to die

Ooh the pain, the pain

An STI is nothing to gain

I should have worn a condom

I should have put her on the pill

Or maybe, maybe

We shouldn't have done it at all