Fifty Shades of Kyan Lyrics

I have no choice but to give it to you straight up

Gonna have to lay this shit all out on the plate

You and I were not ones to use the internet to date

But our friends talked us into it, must've been fate

Creepin' through the browser till I came across your page

Picture painted so perfect, had you framed as a saint

I was so amazed on how much we got so along

It's like you and I shared a crazy common bond

We both grew up with our father's fuckin' gun

Then two days later, fuckin' you without a condom on

Rushed right into it, I didn't know you at all

Was the lust in us or was it all the fuckin' alcohols

Crystal clear, action or so, goddamn off the wall

Anyone who knows us say we acted like Neanderthals

Know I'm normally good at keepin' everything a secret

But the truth needs to be revealed so I'm gonna leak it

You say how you liked me, how much you miss me

Can't say that shit and then not wanna be with me

That's like me sayin' some shit to get you in the new

Get some poon, lick a boot, tell my friends how we screwed

Crack a joke over brews while we sit and laugh at you

But no I didn't cause I'm not that kind of dude

Oh, actually tried to take you out somewhere fuckin' nice

But every invitation I offered you, you would just deny

It was like a slap to the face with the gold

Fuck your life, I should've kept my wall up and read between the lines

Then I would've seen the fuckin' devil living in your eyes

You're the reason Kyne hates a bitch, now cold as ice

Shared all my feelings with this chick, now my tooth aches

Yeah, I got plenty of bitches callin' me

But you ain't need someone in my life that I can believe in

If I said it was you, it'd be a lie, so I'm leavin

Can't spell believe without lie, the odds are how I get even

No longer hold my breath, it's time I start breathin

Had the audacity to fold your arms and get mad at me

When you pulled out my anatomy and stuck it in your cavity

So before you talk some shit, try and take a stab at me

Just remember I gave you the chance to save a fee

So fellas, put your middle fingers up, y'all with me

Cause you and I know that bitches be shifty

Fuck it, let's go drink some beer