Swaggin' Lyrics

Yeah see we brought the fuckin' 1980s back

We brought the 1960s back

We brought the 70s and we brought the 90s

Now it's time to bring back the 2008s aww

I'm at the mall pullin' pranks with Tom Hanks

With five blonde babes who are all underage

Sustainin' the rage in this planet of the apes

I hit you with 6,000 PSI you better check the gauge

Mess with me I'll turn into Jet L the one

From the movie Unleashed got that capisce

Three step dro, I ain't talkin' True Breeze

I'll lay your ass out you should shit yourself spray fabreeze

Back to bitches they askin' for some biscuits sorry bitches you can't have no nutrition

Redeem yourself swallow my protein

Naturally she did not even know what I mean

So I told her and she did not even see the scene

So I gladly asked for her to leave get outta here

That's when she got really pissed

I hate dealing with these chicks

She turned around and then told me this

Yo Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

Everything you do just makes me sick

Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

But I gotta admit in the bed we really did click

That's cause I got an eight inch dick

For one and it really is thick

Honestly, most girls can't handle it like 69% I even got parents

Have you seen milfs moms be lovin' my shit

What huggin' my dick okay cause it's fresh out the womb

Man these hoes want to be my bride but I ain't groomed

I fuck girls with a last name that starts with J in June

The rest of the months they can fight for me to Cancun

Like tonight this one girl I had fucked outta sight(Janet Jackson)

Man bitches give me brains now I'm feelin' pretty bright

This girl gave me a hand drop with her left that shit ain't right

Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

I'm doing you a favor so don't question it

Man, Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

But I gotta admit your dick is pretty big

That's what I'm talkin' bout

Do not give me pity cause it will not last

I get Pam A's titties and Kim K's ass

Angelina Jolie's lips I ain't suckin' about her face

I let her strip and dip back to my place

She literally takes her clothes off before we get back

I ain't meaning to be racist when I made her a wet back

I made her do my laundry and make my bed

I told her to leave me watch some comedy instead

Naturally she was confused up in her little head

She asked what like she did not know what I had said

I said I don't have a dick I lost it in the war

Just playing whipped it out

Put it in her mouth and she got lock jawed

Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

Why would you tell anyone this

Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

I'm telling all my friends you have a small penis

I said go ahead man this bitch gave me head

She was choking on it I still don't understand

Man bad bitches line up hoes from China

She can smoke a cigarette out her vagina

She like the finer things

Girl got diamond rings

I threw out a question just to let it hang

I said you can suck my dick for a million dollars shit

I busted in her mouth and left without paying that bitch man

Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

Why would you lie I can't understand dick man

Jeff you're such a dick

Jeff you're such a dick

I believed you prick, I thought you were rich

Man that's your own fault for thinking I'm rich I'm broke as fuck

You seen my fucking basement you came home and I fucked you

I fucked you on a mattress in the basement shit it was a twin mattress

Springs sticking out of it and shit fucking dumb bitch

Yeah I got a million dollars in the bank that's what I told her

Got head and then left that bitch kicked her out, fuck

I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fuck about her personal needs needs and wants

And whatever she needs in her fucking life at that time

The emotional stability that she carries throughout that fucking shit

You know what I'm saying

I'm gonna analyze my own shit

Cause I'm the boss of my own shit

I don't got money, but I look like I do

I'ma tell you some things what I say is true

The knowledge and the power and the corruption

In this world is just a brief abruption to the fucking simple fact that

This little girl is out giving head everywhere

Trying to deny it but you would rather give her air

Shit that's stupid as fuck

I'ma go off the top