Kali Simon Lyrics

Kali's at the White House

In a necklace of skulls

Interior Secretary turns and says

"I meant Carly Simon"

Throws a chip to the gulls

Yeah he turns and throws a chip to the gulls

The intern laughs and says

"You know, my first boyfriend

Broke my hymen to Carly Simon

He put it on for 'Nobody does it better'

But the part I remember goes 'You're so vain'

Yes part I remember goes 'You're so vain'"

Kali on the podium says

"Thank you for the Bomb

Thank you for Vietnam

Especially when it went wrong

Yeah, when you said 'Get Kali's agent on the line'

You meant Carly Simon

Yeah you meant Carly Simon

Now there's gonna be heads rolling in the street

Yeah there's gonna be heads rolling in the street

Now there's gonna be heads rolling in the street

Because you got the wrong Kali"