Norman conquest Lyrics

You kissed me hard, said let's get started

Because you've got a lot to learn

It was as long as RE on a Wednesday afternoon

As hard as calculus, but enough about school

Was I a fool to let you use me for your pleasure

When you didn't even care about my feelings?

Which were running riot like those grey-clad Berliners

Contemporaneously tearing down their wall

Does that archipeligo of supernumery nipples

Lead up to your heart or down to your groin?

Now the paint is peeling on your bedroom ceiling

You gave me felings that I never had before

And I'm I feel like I'm joining the war, when I'm old

Will this just be part of life's tapestry?

Well I hope I don't end up like Harold with an arrow in the eye

Yes I hope I don't end up like Harold with an arrow in the eye

Now you use the bastard language of a genocidal island

To convince me not to be afraid

Norman will the nuns know, will they call me up in assembly

And tell the breathless school that I've been made?

Was I a fool to let you use me for your pleasure

When you didn't even care about my feelings?

As confused and directionless as a broken shield-wall

Like those leaderless Saxons on a hill