Bitch I'm 5'6 ft. Mitchy Moo Lyrics

Yo fuck everyone man they don't understand

My dick is small that's why I drive a dodge

Bought a big ass truck just so ladies think I'm hot

I don't get a lot of pussy almost none

I'm short and so is my dick

I like all my asses thick

So big planes will land on it

I've been in the DMs talking big

Saying shit like

Hoe you know I'm 6'6 and taller if I used my dick

It's like a kickstand I can balance with it

She like meat no salad in her

Fuck some beef I'll damage insides

He'll fit the whole cattle in ya that's a lotta beef

She says she wanting me my hands are clammy

I ain't think I'd get this far and now she wanna meet

Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short

And got a small dick

In the DM I'm a freak

In the PM I look weak

I don't got muscle tone almost none

I got no muscles yo not impressive

Tryna spit some game call her baby and I'll wait

No reply start to cry I'll write a status sayin'

Fake hoes ain't that fly hoping no one knows I'm lying

Tryna save some facetime

For one that we had made love for four days

She say we didn't I say we have a tape

Send everyone Hulk Hogan sextape

And pray that no one knows that that ain't me

They find out they know now

I'm lying still crying just more loud

She's like oh wow here we go again

Motherfuckin' impenitent small little wittle dick

I'm like shut the fuck up Susan

You know that I'm sensitive

You know that that shit hurts

I got feelings bitch

I don't gotta deal with this

I'm out and you'll never see me again

She's like good I'm like fuck

I didn't think she'd agree

Fuck what will I do

I gotta get up and prove

That I can be a new dude

This is take number two

Just sayin'

Bitch I'm 5'6 that's short

And got a small dick

In the DM I'm a freak

In the PM I look weak

I don't got muscle tone no exercise

I got no muscles yo God's cruel

She says fuck off I call her a bitch

And now we really gettin' into it

She said she fucked my dawg

I said what the fuck

She said I meant homie

I said okay that's a little bit better I guess

Still devastated enraged I'm saying

I'll take ya make up and waste it on tables

And break all of your brushes cause fuck all of your brushes

Yo eyelashes is nothing yo weave is bullshit

Yo face is bullshit she interrupt saying hold it

Bitch you 5'6 ouch

And got a small dick

In the DM you a freak

In the PM you look weak

You got no muscle tone this is hurting my feelings

You got no muscles yo fuck you

At this point I'm just crying

Sobbin' like I watched the lion king

She walked out never to reply again

That's where this awful mystery begins

Where is she and where does she fit in

To this shit keep listening

I'm a short dude ain't no tall pimp

Dick look like extra small shrimp

Head look like uncapped pen tip

Diss my truck I get offended

Bought me a gun just because of my dick

A Chinese man made fun of my dick

I'm a goto China town and shoot every single clip

I don't give a shit