The First Cum Catcher Lyrics

Woke up this morning dick mighty horny

I'm a fuck a bitch without warning

While the pigeons yawning at the crack of dawning

I slipped inside the window of a widow that was mourning

Seduced her with endo 64 grams like Nintendo

Whispered in her ear some sweet sensual innuendos

Through the intoxication I offer proclamation

She can spend the whole day learning like it's education

My reputation exceeds my abilities

Like gloves in winter everybody's feeling me

My hand slides up her thigh while I paint the perfect scenery

We cruising the Bahamas I'm climbing up on her

At this point, she forgets her dead husband's drama

While imagining she's on a beach and shit

I tell her my father died out on sea but he didn't

I relate to her set up dates with her

Without her consent but simply I will make her

Take her hand in this moment, tell her she is my component

Without her I can't function and I really own it

She be in the zone and I be thinking bout boning

I got one thing on my mind but she's got 11 to 12 like Conan

Like is this guy for me would he lie to me

I did illegal shit she let me like police bribery

Like police brutality I'm a beat that pussy up

But before I do I gotta give that kitty a lil rub

Relationship building all within minutes

Kiss her on the lips go down and start licking

It's my first favour I'm her favorite neighbor

Before she can start hoeing I already saved her

It's Captain Save a Hoe

Captain-Save-a-Hoe

Captain-Save-a-Hoe

Captain-Save-a-Hoe

Captain save this hoe, oh

Captain-Save-a-Hoe

Captain-Save-a-Hoe

Captain-Save-a-Hoe

Captain save this hoe, oh