Fuck Mcdonalds and Kfc Lyrics

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so unhealthy

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so tasty

One day I walked into McDonalds

I was greeted by a man dressed up as Ronald

He was handing out coupons for thirty percent off

So I grabbed four and felt like a boss

Walked up to the counter to place my order

I couldn't have dropped the coupons any shorter

Then he said hold up one per customer

I said bitch I wanna talk to your manager

He came out and I did shout I'm tryna get thirty cents off this mcdouble

I'll sue the roof of this place now you're in trouble

I know lawyers that deal with false advertisement

So he gave me free food for fear of punishment

Got food poisoning feeling dumb as shit

Fuck McDonalds their whole establishment

Man fuck everything in their whole value picks

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so unhealthy

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so tasty

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so unhealthy

Fuck McDonalds and kfc their food is so tasty

It was Tuesday so I walked into KFC

For townie Tuesday which is so tasty

Walked in with twenty bucks

Ordered nine meals and I pressed my luck

I walked out feeling sick as fuck

I had heart burn and indigestion

Nausea diarrhea and inflamed appendix

I was regretting it I shouldn't have doubled down

Ordered light meat she gave me dark brown

I'm gunna have bad gas now

I hope it doesn't make a sound

Man fuck McDonalds and kfc

Fuck tacobell and Wendy's

Fuck burger king and chillis

Fuck pizza hut and moxies

Fuck red lobster and arbys

Fuck del taco and apple bees

Fuck a and w and dairy queen

Fuck checkers fuck subway yeah

Fuck chesters fuck Fridays yeah

Fuck the greedy companies fuck the greedy companies

I rather chill at chucky cheese