Mw3 ft. Based Jesus Lyrics

Chillin on the couch

Chilling playing MW3

Waiting on the loading screen

Marios world three keeps tempting me

I try to play this shit on HD tv

Running through the enemies

And the only friend of me is luigi

And we are cleaning up the enemies like a squigy

Oh mario world three is the only game for me

Cause it aint same as can be

As all the other games on the street yo

Its luigi yeah we finna tag team

We show up on the scene looking for the queen

But shes in a different castle a whole nother hassle

When I find this bitch ima tie her up with a lasso

Hi bowser your slower than internet browser

Understand I found yo bitch and hit her for an hour

I found peach and then I hit her in her peach

Ripped out the fetus and then implanted my seed yo

I am in a water world level 3

I go fishing in the sea

Great poseidon and yes im hiding on daisy

Taking all these fish and its a fucking frenzy yeah

Running through the levels and I am on level 7

If I made it to level 8 then it would truly be heaven

But seven days is what it took

So im probably gunna be shook up

Last life I dont care Im getting thrown I dont give a fuck

Im back chilling on my couch

Couldnt afford the rent so I got kicked out

Out of my moms house

She threw out everything but kept mario bros

So it feels so long since Ive been played

And I dont know where the player is but I feel betrayed

Cause Im collecting dust I do not trust him no more

So Im gunna kill myself repeatedly and kill his score

So I go back to see

Some old school games I havent seen since 93

Pop in the game and then nothing went wrong

Till I seen that my old scores were gone

Damn what happened

I told you I would kill myself

Strangle myself with a belt

Didnt know your mom kicked you out

What was that about

So I hopped out the game

Kicked her in the mouth

Kicked her in the mouth

Hit your bitch in the tits

What was that about

Mario came out of the game

And killed my mom

So think twice before you put that controller down boy