In Chains Lyrics

Animals will suffer if you don't share

And babies will die

And baby animals Why don't you care

If you don't like this right now, your life is a lie

Only one in a hundred will like and share

If you don't paste it you're a

Heartless bastard

Repulsive with a soul of filth

Unless you click this call to action

Just one hour

On your own wall

So cut and paste and leave a fucking reaction

You slime

(Don't you even want to feel good about yourself)

You've got me in chains

Right where you want me

Chains

Use my humanity against me

But I'm the shit

I'm the asshole

I'm the Lowest of Low

Because I don't want to participate in all your fucking shit

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Chains

You got me feeling like I'm falling behind

Chains

You got me feeling like I'm losing my mind

Chains

(Type AMEN if you agree)

Six million children are dependent

On my one click

If I don't save the world this instant

It will all fall to pieces

Chains

No, you know what? Fuck all this shit, I'm going outside

Relax. Breathe deeply. Feel the gentle breeze as the sun caresses your face

Let go and enjoy the peaceful serenity of this moment, now

Feel present to the things in your life that are most important to you

You've got mail

AAARGH

Chains

I can't prove my friendship

I can't prove my worth

Can't prove my affection

Can't improve my workflow

I just got to click. It's an endless tunnel

Just got to click

Sign up

And throw my email down these funnels