Gentleman Caller Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2011
Lyrics
Hey!
There's a gentleman caller at the door
What is he there for?
There's a gentleman caller at the door
He's so assured
Better lock up your daughters
Launder their corsets
Submerge them in water
Secrete them in Dorset
Exiled, disgraced
In a much safer place
Hey!
There's a gentleman caller at the door
What is he there for?
There's a gentleman caller at the door
He won't be ignored
Better hide all your sons
Brush up on your Austin
Send them to business school
Harvard or Boston
To their dismay
They're condemned to play croquet
You don't know how it feels between meals
To know that someone's here
Let's open the door
Can't wait anymore
Till you give the all-clear
Hey!
There's a gentleman caller at the door
What is he there for?
There's a gentleman caller at the door
There's callers galore
But you don't know how it feels between meals
To know that someone's there
My stomach's a pit
And I wanna fill it
With your worst nightmares
Someone heard my prayers