Accidents Lyrics

I took a drive, and drove straight off a cliff

And parachuted out before I hit

Would try as I might, I could not pull the cord

Flashback to every word my father said

And as the ambulance looked for my body

A little phrase entered my head

What doesn't kill you, son, it only makes you stronger

Now I'm so strong I should be dead

So I flew a kite, and used up all the string

I used up everything that it could give

But try as I might, I hit a power line

Flashback to every day that I had lived

And as the paramedics lifted up my body

A little phrase chimed in my ear

What doesn't kill you, son, it only makes you stronger

Now I'm stronger than a bear

And as the hospital began to take my vitals

My whole family gathered round

What does not kill you, son, it only makes you stronger

Now I'm the strongest guy in town

I'm the strongest guy around

I called your house to tell you where I was

And all the awful places I had been

Now on your machine I am sounding like a jerk

Won't blame you if you never talk to me again

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