Haunted Highway Lyrics

Drivin down a haunted highway

Shadows passing through my truck

I pulled up to a gas station

And a skeleton wiped the muck off my truck

He smiled and said "ten dollars please"

I screamed and I fled

The next thing that I knew

There was a bullet in my head

And I was dead

I was dead

Forever dead

Forever dead

Never to walk the earth again

Passing by a lonely grave site

On the way to heavens door

I pulled it open

And stared straight down at the floor

St. Peter called the role

And he shouted out my name

I looked around

To see if I had heard the same

Cause I was dead

I was dead

Forever dead

Forever dead

Never to walk the earth again

He said "right this way please"

And he took me to a world peace

I bought a can of slice in paradise

It was nice

But I was dead

I was dead

Forever dead

Forever dead

Never to walk the earth again

I was dead

I was dead

Forever dead

Forever dead

Never to walk the earth again

Never to walk the earth again