Gabe Saucedo Hates My Guts Lyrics

Gabe Saucedo, he told me I suck

He said, Fishboy, the world, it don't revolve around you

Gabe Saucedo told me to give it up

He said, throw it in the towel before the towel, it strangles you

And I know he's only joking

And I know he's only helping keep my ego, my ego in check

And part of me is hoping

And the rest of me is hoping that he's really my biggest fan

Please understand the genius theory I've devised

Gabe Saucedo called my brother Dirk

And he asked, how did you get all your family's talent?

Gabe Saucedo, he called me a jerk

When Dirk told him that I wrote this song about him

But I know he's only joking

And I know he's only helping keep my ego down to size

And part of me is hoping

And the rest of me is hoping that he's really the head of my fan club

And he'll stand up one day

And he will come clean

But in the meantime I'll be waiting

And biding my time

And calling him every chance I get

So he can cut me down to size

That's just what I've got to do

And I know he's only joking

And I know he's only helping keep my ego, my ego in check

And part of me is hoping

And the rest of me is hoping that he's really my biggest fan

Please understand the genius theory I've devised