Talking to the Doctor After Pressing the Elevator Button That Grew on Your Forehead Overnight Causing Your Legs to Grow Uncontrollably Lyrics

Doctor, can you help me out? I've been growing for over an hour, you see

Three more feet, and I can't wait for long

Before you know it, I'll become too tall to

see

And I'll be in the clouds, and everyone will

gather round

Doctor, what do I do? I can barely see my

shoes. My legs won't stop

And people, they won't understand

They'll think that I'm an evil plan to kill them all

Sure, that's just a guess

Doc, I'm in a giant mess

Well, I could move to an island and could live alone, without a television or a telephone

But all I want to do is just shrink back down to size

Size

Doctor, please don't laugh

I'm taller than the male giraffe, the zoo

What do I do

Well, son, it is my professional opinion that you should run for president

President

Today, America rejoices as the world's tallest man is inaugurated into the presidential office

Dwarfing all preceding commanders-in-chief, he towers at thirty-one feet and six inches

So, in the spirit of Mr. Lincoln, we believe that the purpose of a great party is not to

defeat each other

The purpose of a truly great party is to provide superior ideas

principled leadership, and a compelling cause

And in that spirit, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States of America