Carpet Diem (Russel's Dream) Lyrics

One, two, three, four

I was like, I can't remember this at all, so I'm just gonna make something up

And the first thing that came to my mind was

TRAVELING IN TIME

And so, uh

So he goes, what are we doing

TRAVELING IN TIME

And then he says, why are we doing it

And then I just came up with a rhyme

And it was like, cause it makes a freaking rhyme

What are we doing

TRAVELING IN TIME

And then he goes, One, two, three, four

We're traveling in time

So, it was just like

Instant improvisation

I was like, oh this is so Stooges

I'm totally improv-ing here, this is wild

And like, the crowd was going crazy

They totally loved it

And, um

Like, the song finished

And I expected Dustinn to be like

"You Stooges, why would you say that?"

"Stooges."

But he was just like, didn't say anything

So like, I must have gotten it right

In the remembrance of

And it's hard to think

When the carpet stinks

Cause you dropped all the meat

On the floor

And I'm going away

Where the blue jays play

And I won't come back

No more

What I really remember in my dream is

Dustinn and Skip, like, screwing around

With the microphone

And, like, after that song

And Dustinn's like

No, Skip's got the microphone

But he's like, so Dustinn

"Uh, the concert's coming up

Are you nervous?"

And then Dustinn just goes up to the mic

And does like a

Like a really, really hard breath

And, uh

It was, uh

Everybody in the crowd was like

So funny, so funny

And, uh

And I was like

And it's hard to think

When the carpet stinks

Cause you dropped all the meat

On the ground

And I'm going away

Where the blue jays play

And I won't be back in this town

And it's hard to drink

When your armpits stink

And the sink has been backed up for days

When the morning comes

I'll be gone

To a land so far away