Ray the Mover Lyrics

Hi, hello, please pass the salt

It's locked behind the mirrored vault

And if you know the combination

Please construct a resignation

And have it on my desk by four

And I will love you forevermore

Plus one day and hey

I'll help you do it

And I can't wake up

When both my eyes are superglued shut

And Ray the mover told me

That I cannot find you in this house

You moved across the street

And now your mailbox has an even number

As I'm walking through the woods

Thinking of the things I could not say to you

To make you cry, stick a needle in my eye

And if it bleeds, call the cops

Eighty-seven lemon drops taste fine to me

But I would not eat them

You can count on me Eight, nine, Tennessee

And Ray the mover told me

That I cannot find you in this house

You moved across the street

And now your mailbox has an even number

And all the hippos want to stay alone

So I can't call them friends

And if I had a cordless telephone

I'd run around the house

And tell you all the different rooms I was in

And Ray the mover told me

That I cannot find you in this house

You moved across the street

And now your mailbox has an even number

And all the children on your block

Are playing foursquare in the street

And I would join them if I could

But I've been stuck inside this house all day

With Ray, and he's freaking me out