Flippin' the Bird Lyrics

Officer pulled me over this mornin

Said, son, do you know how fast you were goin

I said, no sir, I don't

But I'm sure you do

I gave him my reasons and my circumstances

He said, this is the real world, you don't get any chances

You broke the law

And ain't nothin' you can do

So I flipped him the bird

I told him I was late for work

I might have said a few words

But he was bein' kind of a jerk

And I know I was wrong

But ain't no problem bein' solved

By flippin' the bird

Well, I rode into work about a quarter after

And my boss was waitin' for me

She said, you little bastard, where you been

You're about fifteen late

She said, you had strike one and that's strike two

You get another one and you'll be as good as through here

And I looked at her and this is what I did

I flipped her the bird

I told her I don't need her work

I might have said a few words

But she was bein' kind of a jerk

And I know I was wrong

But ain't no problem bein' solved

By flippin' the bird

Well, I was on a roll so I went to the house

And I stopped right in and sat on the couch

And I said, hey baby, won't you pour me a drink

Well, she looked at me with the meanest eyes

She said, who you talkin' to

She kinda looked surprised when I pointed at her

And said, who do you think

Well, I was gettin' pretty brave

There wasn't much else she could say

So she flipped me the bird

She told me I was bein' a jerk

She called me a dirty word

I guess I get what I deserve

And I know I was wrong

But ain't no problem bein' solved

By flippin' the bird

By flippin' the bird

By flippin' the bird