Tinder Queen Lyrics

First four pictures had my jaw drop low

Thought she was it when I saw Dog Mom in her bio

I knew she was by all the verses from the bible

No hookups just here for fun

Girl that's my motto

Of course I messaged her first

'Cause I'm a gentleman

I sent a GIF of a bird

Waving his feathered hand

Somehow that dumb shit worked

Goin' just like I planned

I just couldn't believe

She even matched with me

I swiped right so fast

Couldn't let that moment pass

She's the girl of my dreams

Oh she's my Tinder Queen

I asked her if she was drunk

'Cause that's my pickup line

I said you're out of my league

Should've used my super-like

She said that's hard to believe

I said oh yeah right

She said she'll probably love her

Dog more than me

I don't care just as long as

I can get some company

She loves adventure

And she likes a guy that's humble

I wonder if we would've even

Matched on Bumble

Always travel ready

And she's a food junky

I swiped right so fast

Couldn't let them puppy pictures pass

She's the girl of my dreams

Oh she's my Tinder

I sent her one more line

Just to see if she'd bite

I said if not it's fine

And I asked her out politely

Then she ghosted me

I grew numb to the pain

She's 43 miles away

It's a thing of the past

It came and went so fast

She'll still always be

A not-so-distant memory

Awe she's the girl of my dreams

Oh she's my Tinder Queen