Vikki and Vance Lyrics

Let me tell you about a pair

A duo full of style and flair

They weren't to bright but hey who cares

It's Vikki and Vance

Now Vikki was a pistol queen

Sharp as a spoon but dressed real keen

And Vance, well, bless his clueless heart

He tried his best to play the part

Vikki and Vance, a legendary name

Not quite Bonnie, not quite Clyde

But they dreamed just the same

They robbed one bank, well almost did

Then skipped the town before they hid

Oh, Vikki and Vance

They drove a stolen getaway ride

With whitewall tires and chrome with pride

But got pulled over just outside

Of where? Primm, that's right

Their story spread both far and wide

A tale of heists and reckless pride

Except the fact, and don't be sore

They never actually robbed a store

Vikki and Vance, oh they sure made a name

But history mixed up the facts and still they got the fame

A heist so grand, a scheme so slick

Except you know, they got caught quick

Oh, Vikki and Vance

So if you stop in old Primm town

Their legacy is still around

A museum built for two great thieves

Who never stole a thing, oh please

It's Vikki and Vance