Sunset Sarsaparilla Lyrics

The desert sun is blazing

The road is long and wild

But don't you fret, my thirsty friend

There's a taste that satisfies

It's got that smooth old western charm

With a sparkle and a fizz

Ain't no cola, ain't no tonic

Just the best there ever is

So tip your hat and grab a glass

Let that flavor take you back

To the good old days of cowboys

Riding fast and drinking sarsaps

Crack a cold sunset

Take a sip or three

Golden bubbles dancing

Sweeter than can be

Every drop's a treasure

Every gulp's divine

And if you find a blue star

Well, fortune's on the line

Crack a cold sunset

Take a sip or three

Golden bubbles dancing

Sweeter than can be

Every drop's a treasure

Every gulp's divine

And if you find a blue star

Well, fortune's on the line

Some folks talk of buried gold

But they just ain't too wise

The real prize ain't in the dirt

It's the drink that satisfies

But if you spot a cap that shines

Well, it'll start so blue

Keep collecting, keep on sipping

There's a secret just for you

Crack a cold sunset

Take a sip or three

Golden bubbles dancing

Sweeter than can be

Every drop's a treasure

Every gulp's divine

And if you find a blue star

Well, fortune's on the line

Excessive ingestion of sarsaparilla can lead to deleterious effects

Including, but not one of the two

Kidney damage, nausea, digital numbness

Anxiety, loss of visual acuity

Dizziness, occasional nose bleeds

Joint inflammation, tooth decay, bronchitis, organ rupture, and halitosis

Every drop's a treasure, every gulp's divine

And if you find a blue star, well, fortune's on the line

Keep drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla