Can't Friend a Simp Lyrics

Can't friend a simp nah I can't ride with that

Always chasing skirts got no spine that's a fact

Let her hold the leash now he barkin' on command

I need brothers by my side not a boy with no stand

He blame himself when she wildin' and wrong

Actin' like she flawless singin' her song

"Oh she had a tough day man give her some slack "

But she threw his keys out and he still came back

I can't roll with a dude who excuses her mess

While he's drowning in the drama like it's some kind of test

Every queen needs a king not a peasant for her throne

But he handin' out his dignity just to not be alone

Can't friend a simp nah I can't ride with that

Always chasing skirts got no spine that's a fact

Let her hold the leash now he barkin' on command

I need brothers by my side not a boy with no stand

He used to dream big now he's folding her laundry

Skipping out on goals yeah his vibe is too zombie

Canceling the homies just to match her plans

Now we never see him just a ghost of a man

Bro wake up she's playin' chess you the pawn

Got you spending all your checks now your pride is gone

I need a soldier who can stand on his own

Not a puppet in her play lookin' lost and alone

Can't friend a simp nah I can't ride with that

Always chasing skirts got no spine that's a fact

Let her hold the leash now he barkin' on command

I need brothers by my side not a boy with no stand

He put her on a pedestal she looking down

Now she callin' all the shots while he actin' like a clown

Never says no even when she wrong

Lettin' her dictate his life like a sad love song

He the type to hold her purse and call it chivalry

But his boys in the back like "Where's your dignity?"

Can't build with a man who don't value his pride

He's a puppet on a string I can't keep him by my side

Real men hold their ground stand tall in the storm

Don't let nobody mold you or make you conform

Respect's a two-way street not a one-sided ride

But a simp lets her drive while he hides in the tide

Can't friend a simp nah I can't ride with that

Always chasing skirts got no spine that's a fact

Let her hold the leash now he barkin' on command

I need brothers by my side not a boy with no stand

It's no hate just truth gotta call what I see

If you a simp bro you can't roll with me

Find your backbone reclaim your stance

Stop dancin' for approval man give life a chance