Now Do A Fun One Lyrics

"Heyyyyy Billie! BCB!

It's Gordon Felix over at Truncaldunk Records

How ya doin'?"

Oh hey Gordo Uh hangin' in there

"Great! Great Great

Hey so I've been listenin' to what you sent me so far

The angry one and the come on me one and uh

Hoo boy kinda spicy! Kinda intense yeah?"

Yeah I guess so

"Great! Well as your manager I'm thinking

Just hear me out maybe it's time to do a fun one!"

A fun one?

Well hey! My name is Hospital Bill!

I'm a rap character and I'm here to thrill!

I'm a full-time MD part-time MC

Turk and JD got nothin' on me!

Just a rhymin' doctor with my stethoscope!

Now let me hear that heart beat cuz I think it's dope!

I'm a smooth operator turntables and a fader!

Don't worry 'bout insurance that's a problem for later

Though honestly Gordo I gotta lotta paperwork

I wanna lay down a track I promise I ain't a jerk

But if I'm out for three months then work insurance won't pay

And if anybody knows what I owe they won't say

By the time this drops I could be all outta cash

We both know Spotify won't help the stash

I'm trapped in America I'm comin' undone

So I don't know what to do when you say "Now do a fun one"

"Yeah Billie let's avoid any songs about poverty or healthcare

Oh hey what about that TV show you're always talking about?"

Eerie Indiana?

"What? No the other one!"

All you Trekkies and Trekkers alike!

I'll take this party to the peak like my name was Pike!

We got Kirk and Spock! We got Picard and Data!

Slippin' tongue to green babes like the universal translator!

Watch me cook like Neelix in the kitchen!

If you tried to learn to rhyme it'd be a five-year mission!

Settin' phasers to kill and I'm ejectin' warp cores!

Get it on like KHAAAAAN in the Eugenics Wars

Ugh I don't wanna think about Nazi stuff

I could turn on the news and get more than enough!

I just wanna hang out in a world without money

Even though the show makes Paramount plenty!

We missed the Bell Riots and Irish unification

Dax and Adira aren't even welcome in my nation!

I'm trapped in America I'm comin' undone

So I don't know what to do when you say "Now do a fun one"

"I dunno Billie maybe you need like ahh a guest vocalist?

You know who I could invite?"

No oh no no no no no no do not let Dracula in!

Do not let Dracula in!

"Yeah ah ah yeah come on! Get in here Dracula!"

Call me Dracula cold rhyme dispatcha'

Straight outta Transylvania comin' Nosfer-at ya

Not a fan of stakes so you can save the beefin'

If you try to step to me I'm gonna sink my teeth in

I'm serving count Cunt Dracula

Make you say "Oh boy!" like Bakula

Vampires are the height of eroticism

Oh also we're a metaphor for capitalism

Yeah you're just another old guy bleedin' me dry

And just like capitalism you won't fuckin' die

Call me Gizmo cuz I'd rather be unfamiliar

Hell I'm making this album cuz I wanna kill ya

Hope I finish it before you be a good bat and come

I got 99 problems and I need some sun

I'm trapped in America I'm comin' undone

So I don't know what to do when you say "Now do a fun one"

"Great! Alright well you gave it a shot

Maybe take the rest of the day off?

Watch a movie or something?"

Yeah Yeah that sounds good