Hospital Bill Lyrics

Trapped in my bedroom with a hospital bill

I got insurance paperwork and all this time to kill

So I got Form A but I need Form B

And after three damn weeks, I'm down to Form Fuck Me

What's a zero in London kills in NYC

Healthcare is like Luigi, man, it oughtta be free

Now, look, I'd rather clown, I just wanna have fun

But now I'm pickin' up a mic because I don't have a gun

Oh? Is that a threat? Well, I don't know yet

Why don't you ask the motherfuckers that are placin' the bet

Seems they wanna roll the dice on our very last straw

They're fuckin' Mother Nature and they're goin' in raw

These fossils think fossils last forever, you know,

But when they check the gas gauge, they're gonna SEE E

OH, and by the way, Brian, sorry to your kids

That's a pretty shitty way to find out what a monster your dad is

Billie! Spotify will never let you say this!

Uh, Spotify won't even give me money when you play this

Well, this is BEAR CLAW BILLIE and I got a new track

And I'd love to promote it but there's no goin' back

I lost Twitter and Threads to the goose-steppin' team

I hate Meta so much, it would make She-Hulk Scream

We got Zuck, Musk, Bezos, and Trump

The Four Divorcemen of the Apocalypse with their army of chumps

Sellin' AI art, oh, I can't even stand this

The whole point of art is to BLEED ON THE CANVAS

Make like Hill Valley and stop the TikTok

Like share subscribe to the friends on your block

Billionaires want us all sad and alone

But the best social media you have is called Phone

Call up a neighbor for a vital sense of unity

Not to be Dan Harmony, but WE CAN SAVE COMMUNITY

I know this feels like too little, too late

But I don't exactly have a lotta shit on my plate

So I'm rhyming in my bed cuz I need to remind you

That the only way forward is already inside you

Look, I'm trans and I'm scared but I'm not surprised

And I'm not the scatterbrain to get a movement organized

But I'm pissed and I'm worried and I got a hot beat

And I'm pretty fuckin' tired of the corporate elite

So I'll get louder and louder and louder till I'm deafening

Maybe fuckin' maybe they'll let up with just some threatening

Of course, if history's the only indicator

We'll have to chop first and then ask the head later

But now's the time to start rallying the troops

And if we end up makin' friends without a war, well, OOPS

Look out for each other and the people less fortunate

Maybe we can save the USA without torchin' it

Call this shit cringe, but I'm Starfleet, I'm Superman

If love and hope are cringe, then I'm a nerd otaku superfan

IT'S A FULL-TIME JOB to fight the problems that we face

But if you're not too busy you could come to my place

I got a pile of bills and I could sure use the company

Now let me fade it out before the fascist losers come for me