An Idiot's Guide: How To Make And Lose Magic Internet Money (Sweet Fever Dream Nightmares) Lyrics

Step one: Join the cult, dive into the flames

Blinded by greed, chasing digital gains

Step two: Button mash, each meme is a gem

Every second counts, bet your future on them

Step three: Drain your savings, the chart's fever green

Train yourself to ignore signs of pyramid schemes

Step four: Tell your friends to go all in on Trump

DogElon Mars, sell the pump, buy the dump

Rise with the hype, crash with the fall

One second a legend, the next, lose it all

Chasing illusions, the punchline ain't funny

An Idiot's Guide: How To Make And Lose Magic Internet Money

Step five: Stake it all, you're liquidity now

The devs sell the pumps, always bring it down

Step six: Scalp your soul, shill moon rocket youtube

Believe in yourself and they'll trust the lies too

Step seven: NFTs are digital gold

Pixelated garbage, nothing's ever been sold

Step eight: Launch your own coin and hope it does well

While you wither your wealth in your digital hell

Rise with the hype, crash with the fall

One second a legend, the next, lose it all

Chasing illusions, the punchline ain't funny

An Idiot's Guide: How To Make And Lose Magic Internet Money

Caught in a cycle that's rigged from the start

Greed blinds your mind while it empties your heart

Every green light's a death cross in disguise

Copy trade Pelosi, she's on the inside

Step nine: Leverage your bias, your margin is toast

Renew and expire, start haunting your ghost

Step 10: Swim with whales, feed off their scraps

Puppet the masters, more cheese for the rats

Step 11: Rage-sell your bags, give into the fear

Drown in your tears when the moon reappears

Break your screen, it's the only thing left

Sweet fever dream nightmares, the war in my head

Rise with the hype, crash with the fall

One second a legend, the next, lose it all

Chasing illusions, the punchline ain't funny

An Idiot's Guide: How To Make And Lose Magic Internet Money

The cycle repeats, the forever top spins

Every move moves you backwards, the house always wins

You traded your life for some Berachain Honey

An Idiot's Guide: How To Make And Lose Magic Internet Money