An Idiot’s Guide: How To Cancel Culture (Hammer Seeking Nail) Lyrics

Step one: Pick a target, dig up their past

Quote tweets out of context impossibly fast

Step two: Weaponize words, twist them to fit

The woke mob works for you, don't fight with your fists

Step three: Smear their name, hide online behind posts

Kill their career while you butter your toast

Step four: Livestream cry, you're a rich famous victim

Accumulate likes with your death spiral vision

A Scorched Earth design that rewards bad behavior

Punish thought crimes, play the victim and savior

Kill them with time, watch them die, be the vulture

An Idiot's Guide: How To Cancel Culture

Step five: Spin a story too big to fail

The sheeple all cheer when the hammer finds nails

Step six: Test their spirit, then suffocate it

Jokes told online, irredeemable sins

Step seven: Turn the apology into a noose

If they confess, they're distorting the truth

Step eight: Monetize outrage, sell the receipts

The cancel crusade, spilling blood on the streets

A Scorched Earth design that rewards bad behavior

Punish thought crimes, play the victim and savior

Kill them with time, watch them die, be the vulture

An Idiot's Guide: How To Cancel Culture

Turn your allies into enemies next

Piety pyramids demand new subjects

Avoid mirrors when you can't look yourself in the eye

Put on a good puppet show, kill the lights

Step nine: Blame the movies, rewrite every scene

The hero's offensive, the villain's too mean

Step 10: Defame icons, tear out history pages

Eliminate legacies, mind virus invasion

Step 11: Ban humor, laughter's micro aggression

Pick on their kids, genetically unprogressive

Step 12: Fuel the fire, let madness devour

Burn down the bridges, smother sweet with sour

A Scorched Earth design that rewards bad behavior

Punish thought crimes, play the victim and savior

Kill them with time, watch them die, be the vulture

An Idiot's Guide: How To Cancel Culture

Innocence is a luxury, guilt must be disproved

The judge plays the jury, court for kangaroos

Use the fool toolkit, be mean, rude and vulgar

An Idiot's Guide: How To Cancel Culture