My Delivery Guy Flashed Me Again Lyrics

It started real simple just a burger and fries

Didn't expect a side of traumatized

The doorbell rings I open it wide

And there he is grinning with his pants untied

I said "Man what's the deal? Is this a new perk?"

He said "Just showing off after my gym work"

I grabbed my bag slammed the door in his face

But now every order's a weird disgrace

My delivery guy flashed me again

He's treating my porch like it's his own den

I just want my dinner without the show

But he's got no shame and he won't say no

Yeah my delivery guy flashed me again

I'm stuck in this loop I can't defend

Next time I'm cookin'—I'm done with this trend

'Cause my delivery guy flashed me again

Thought I'd try sushi—what could go wrong?

Turns out he's back now he's wearing a thong

Said "I'm feeling bold it's the chef's special roll"

I said "Buddy stop—this is out of control!"

He laughed real loud said "Don't be so shy"

"It's all part of the service—now enjoy your Thai!"

I'm startin' to think it's a twisted game

But every damn time it's the same old shame

My delivery guy flashed me again

Now I'm scared every time I hit "send"

I just want my tacos my wings my stew

But instead I get way too much view

Yeah my delivery guy flashed me again

This ain't DoorDash this is XXX spin

Do I report him or just play along?

At this point I'm scared of what's next on his dong

"Y'all it's not just the food

Last week he balanced my pizza box on his—"

Deep breath

"I'm just sayin' I didn't order extra sausage"

My delivery guy flashed me again

Is this harassment or a marketing trend?

I can't even eat without seeing his grin

And the little buddy he keeps showin' again

Yeah my delivery guy flashed me again

I'm packin' my lunch I'm callin' it the end

But until then I'll lock the blinds tight

'Cause dinner's become a full-on fright

So if you're hungry just a little advice

Cook at home it'll save you the price

'Cause once you hit "order" there's no goin' back

You might just get more than a Big Mac snack