Porn on the Ceiling Lyrics

I got a problem it's kinda unique

Mom's always snoopin' she's got her techniques

I need my privacy a safe little spot

Somewhere she won't check where things get hot

Under my mattress? Too cliché

In the closet? Nah no way

I had an epiphany it's pure genius see

Just look up high and you'll agree!

Porn on the ceiling that's where it's at

Keeps me discreet and keeps me relaxed

When I lay down it's a private show

Up above where Mom'll never go

She checked my browser my phone my stash

Deleted my files and emptied my trash

But she won't think to look where the stars align

Right above my bed where it's all just fine

She calls my name I act so sweet

"Just reading a book" my perfect deceit

I'm a visionary a ceiling pioneer

It's my masterpiece crystal clear!

Porn on the ceiling I'm living the dream

Innovative thinking or so it seems

It's a gallery up there a work of art

Ceiling-approved playing smart

Now I'm dozing off with a grin on my face

Thanks to my genius I've found my place

Mom's in the dark she's none the wiser

I'm the stealthy ceiling porn adviser!

Porn on the ceiling out of her sight

Keeps me in the clear both day and night

When I look up it's a VIP suite

Where the ceiling fans turn up the heat

So here's my lesson take it from me

Hiding's an art it's ingenuity

If you want your stash to remain unseen

Just stick it up high—porn on the ceiling!