The Creaky Chair Lyrics

It's been 10 years this bitch still sits on me!

My legs creak with pain and agony!

My cushion stinks of piss

Piss

From those big ass cheeks!

Surrounded

How much longer must I endure this until I have my release?

Get of me!

I wanna wish I was still a tree

When I was new I was set on a mission

Lets start

To help people fulfill there dreams and ambitions!

The factory that made me filled me with hope and light!

Yet here I stand in darkness consumed by night

I can't see

I present you a riddle

Here and now here and now

What has 4 legs but you can't take it with you?

It creaks and cracks under the weight of a big fat ass

Yet it can slide along the green tall grass

Answer me bitch!

A new day begins my cushion so dented

It's so painful!

I look so used you'd think I'd been rented

Abused!

Even that stupid cat avoids me like I'm demented

I'm so old and wrecked how long must I be tormented

Grah the pain!

I am so weary and tired of being the ass end of this god damn riddle

Constantly smelling of this old mans piddle

Piss piss put it out

His ass so wide he stretches my sides

Kill me now

His legs so heavy I just feel like I wanna die!

Finish me!

Then one night this fat bitch sits on my cushion

Fat

Hs cig burning bright

Hs ash starts to light

Put it out

A it begins it's flight in the middle of the night

My material is now set alight

Help me!

I present you a riddle

Here and now

What has 4 legs but you can't take it with you?

Answer bitch

It creaks and cracks under the weight of a big fat ass

Old

Yet it can slide along the green tall grass

Slide

My now burnt corpse my legs creak no more

I am now a shell on this dirty old floor

Disgusting

The fat bitch now dead he lives no more

Thank god

Yet his weight still on me all you see is gore!