Poke The Bear Lyrics

Walking through the woods at night

Moon is high no fear in sight

Through the shadows I creep quick

Holding tight my pointy stick

Hear a rustle in the leaves

Tree branches sway like they're thieves

Eyes are glowing pair by pair

Time to poke that big old bear

Poke the bear poke the bear

Do you dare to poke the bear

All or nothing no time to spare

Heart is racing I'm aware

Face to face wild eyes meet

Can't retreat just feel the heat

Stomach growls his breath is thick

Still I hold my pointy stick

Face to face wild eyes meet

Can't retreat just feel the heat

Stomach growls his breath is thick

Still I hold my pointy stick!

Friends they all say I'm insane

But thrill like this you can't explain

Face the beast show no despair

Poke the bear if you dare

Poke the bear poke the bear

Do you dare to poke the bear

All or nothing no time to spare

Heart is racing I'm aware

Now we stand apart

6 feet from death this bears claws may tear me apart

But still I show no fear

My pointy stick imbued with lear

I growl and thrust into it's heart

With my big pointy GOD DAMN STICK!

Poke the bear poke the bear

Do you dare to poke the bear

All or nothing no time to spare

Heart is racing I'm aware

In the dead of night I look upright

My face now filled with fright

This big old bear just tore my throat

My pointy stick is nowhere in sight

With final breath I point at thee

Fuck you bear, I hope you ROT!

HOPE YOU ROT!

HOPE YOU ROT!

Poke the bear poke the bear

Do you dare to poke the bear

All or nothing no time to spare

Heart is racing I'm aware

The bear stares down at the now corpse

Growling loud ,beating chest as it shows no recourse

Back into the woods , lying in wait

The pointy stick is now new bait

The bear won!

The bear won!

The bear won!

The bear , WON!!

Now we stand apart 6 feet from death

This bears claws may tear me far apart

But still i show no fear

My pointy stick is now left by

The bear won

The bear

The bear , WON!