Bermuda Triangle Lyrics

What is that and who is that in the air?

I am running round and losing my hair!

Who are you and what is your name?

I would like to know, what is your game?

Splat! Splat!

What is that crap you are spitting out of your mouth?

It's utter nonsense and I don't care to hear it!

Whoa!

Bermuda Triangle, in the air!

Bermuda Triangle, everywhere!

Bermuda Triangle, isn't a square!

Bermuda Triangle, is in my hair!

Whoa! Whoa!

Stop what you're doing and speak to me!

Oh yeah!

You are speaking utter nonsense out of your mouth,

And it's hitting the ground at the speed of sound!

Whoa!

Utter crap in my ears!

I don't want to hear it!

Bermuda Triangle, in the air!

Bermuda Triangle, in the town square!

Bermuda Triangle, is in my hair!

Bermuda Triangle's real name is Ned! Ow!

STOP!

I am your father, and I am your son!

I am the voice of reason!

In this house, in this bungalow!

You will speak to me and me only!

THAT'S ME!

I AM! OW!

Bermuda Triangle, in the air!

Bermuda Triangle, everywhere!

Bermuda Triangle, in my hair!

Bermuda Triangle, isn't a square!

Bermuda Triangle, in the air!

Bermuda Triangle, everywhere!

Bermuda Triangle, in my hair!

Bermuda Triangle, isn't a square!

Oi, stop that!

No thank you madam.

Oh, okay then.

Cut the attitude out!