DECK THE HALLS Lyrics

Ice on my wrist like Christmas snow Bitches got a crush and they calling up my

Phone Kris Kringle in my bag getting holly jolly

Ice on my wrist harder than motherfucking molly

Jingle bells all the muthafucking way I got that Kris Kringle all up in my sleigh

You try to tell me something you know I ain't give a fuck

Cause I am a Christmas miracle like Saint Nicholas

They green like the Grinch But they turn red when I'm with their bitch

You Kevin the way you home alone Ice harder than Post Malone

If someone gets me underwear and britches You'll be short on time like a midget

You gonna fall la la la la la la la la She got goodies in her stocking she giving

Top pop pop pop pop pop My green is tall la la la la la la la

I'm getting Cole this year Santa don't don't like me

I got the red and green on my juice like it's Hi-C, I got all three whites call me the KKK When I pull up with the third white they say

Hey mayday So so so deck the halls for the merry season

Cause I'm finna come and rob yo shit You better watch out you better not cry

You better not pout cause you gon die Cause I'm pulling up to yo town

I got a hit list I'm checking it twice

To see who I've robbed and whether they're nice

Cause I'm pulling up to yo town