Kanye's Waffles ft. Calactus Lyrics

Kanye in the kitchen trying to make some waffles

He's got the batter heated the iron mixed up

But things ain't going as planned oh no

These waffles are a mess they won't cook

Kanye making failed waffles oh so sad

They ain't no good they're just bad

Burned on the outside green on the inside

Kanye's failed waffles we can't hide

He's flipping and flipping but they just won't cook

He's getting frustrated starting to look like he wants to give up but he's a fighter

He ain't giving up no matter the bitter

See he ain't a quitter

He's trying different techniques but nothing seems to work

These waffles are a disaster it's starting to irk him

But he's determined to get it right

He won't give up he's gon fight

Kanye's failed waffles they ain't no good

But he's not giving up he's in the hood

Trying to make some waffles that will cook

One day he'll get it right just give him a look!

Are you getting what I'm staying

What's Kanye doin'

With waffles in his basement

Cookin' up waffles

Ain't not flaffles

He got cameras in his closet for the waffle thieves

They stealing beef

It's kinda neat

I can't speak

I got voices in my head and they trynna take a peek

My mommy said I couldn't make this beat

Yea

Cookin' Waffles

Whippin' through the batter

Apply the cheese

Apply the dough please

Got my mom's concrete

Build it up

Build it up with cheese

Don't know what that means

Got my jeans

My green beans

Eating in my private submarine

For free

Drinking concrete and gasoline

That's what it do

Eating my meal with Gru

Tryna review my brand new toaster

Kanye's on my poster

Ridin a roller coaster

Saying hello sir

While stirring up my waffles

That's what I dream

Cookin' Waffles

Whippin' through the batter

Apply the cheese

Apply the dough please

Got my mom's concrete

Build it up

Build it up with cheese

Don't know what that means

Your plane has got my waffles

And they expire soon

Definitely by July 15th

That's right I'll sue

10 years later and Kanye in the kitchen flipping waffles like a boss

He's the king of breakfast ain't no one gonna top this

He's got the batter mixed the iron heated up

Gonna make some waffles that will fill you up

Kanye making waffles oh so fine

Satisfy your hunger every time

Golden brown and crispy topped with fruit and cream

Kanye's waffles the ultimate dream

He's got a secret ingredient that no one knows about

It gives the waffles that extra kick no doubt

He's got the rhythm in his hands flipping with finesse

These waffles are so good they're worth the wait yes

He's got a smile on his face as he watches them cook

He knows these waffles will be the best you've ever took

He piles them high and tops them off with syrup

These waffles are the bomb you'll be coming back for more yep

Kanye making waffles oh so fine

Satisfy your hunger every time

Golden brown and crispy topped with fruit and cream

Kanye's waffles the ultimate dream

Kanye's waffles they can't be beat

If you want some breakfast that's off the street