Miscellaneous Christmas Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Unwound ribbon and flattened bows
Hoarded treasures from long ago
Miniature stockings and holiday sleighs
Some Halloween shit that won't go away
Got a Miscellaneous Christmas
An empty box in a box in a box
Got stuffed Santas and penguin flocks
Got old moldy carts, old moldy sheer
Caroling clocks and inflatable reindeer
Got a miscellaneous Christmas
Ho ho ho ho ho ho
I bet this is a surprise
It's important that you know this before it's too late
You see, I've got some bad news
You're on the naughty list
Got a million ornaments, maybe more
Ornaments spilling out all over the floor
Strands of lights, green, white, red
Tangled up lights, they're mostly dead
Got a miscellaneous Christmas
Now before you get too upset, hold on
Let me remind you that there's still time to switch the list
And have a good holiday
Remember this, I'm rooting for you
Oh, one more thing
Stay jolly
Ho ho ho ho ho ho
Broken things and nativity scenes
Ton of garland on the knotted it seems
A million candles and some Christmas mugs
All too much makes me say, wow bah-humbug
Got a miscellaneous Christmas
Ho ho ho ho ho
Merry Christmas