The United Shitshow of America Lyrics

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Of the National Rifle Association

And to the shareholders

For which it stands

One nation under y'all

We're invisible

With liberty and justice

For everyone but us

This the shitshow

From the place that brought you Gitmo

Jim Crow

Then go and copy that like ten-four

Black man just trying to

Get a slice for his kids like Kimbo

But it's a thin line between heaven and hell

This Limbo

Don't pay attention

Just make sure you paid rent though

Learn that when we young

It's our intro

It go like this from Maryland to San Francisco

But do we care? Shit no

Welcome to the shitshow

In schools you see what's happening?

America is a joke

Way we treat our kids like salmon

Let 'em fuck around and get smoked

If you take a look at the system

Then they'll get you thinking it's broke

Nah this the home of the lynchings

And I'm at the end of my rope

In the Panhandle they want change

From bad news on front page

But now we see it 'least once a week

Like a Windy sleep update

We got more beef with NRA than triple whopper

So see me at PTA I raise hell like its my daughter

Ay I'm like Mrs. Potter my kid was born magic

But I watch the news

I see more BBC than a porn addict

Gunplay is organic on our shores of the Atlantic

'Cause NRA say let us pray

At the altar of the automatic

This the shitshow

From the place that brought you Gitmo

Jim Crow

Then go and copy that like ten-four

Black man just trying to

Get a slice for his kids like Kimbo

But it's a thin line between heaven and hell

This Limbo

Don't pay attention

Just make sure you paid rent though

Learn that when we young

It's our intro

It go like this from Maryland to San Francisco

But do we care? Shit no

Welcome to the shitshow

Folks be itchy to move

Picking schools out overseas

Got me like Winnie the Pooh

Ooh wontcha take me please

World we wanna live in

Just picture this and say cheese

It's kids worried about kid shit

Like homework and scraped knees

Instead of one, two, three, four

Get your students on the floor

I heard a boom get down (get down)

Barricade the room and get down (get down)

Five, six, seven, eight

Wanna make it to eleventh grade

You hear a boom get down (get down)

Secure the room and get down (damn)

This the shitshow

From the place that brought you Gitmo

Jim Crow

Then go and copy that like ten-four

Black man just trying to

Get a slice for his kids like Kimbo

But it's a thin line between heaven and hell

This Limbo

Don't pay attention

Just make sure you paid rent though

Learn that when we young

It's our intro

It go like this from Maryland to San Francisco

But do we care? Shit no

Welcome to the shitshow