My Kingdom Lyrics

I had a girl a real-life princess

With a crown upon her head

But man, she was complicated

Like a Barrel I couldn't ride instead

She'd boss me around

Like a tyrant on her throne

I needed an escape

A place where I could find my own zone

She'd demand attention

Like a diva on a red carpet

But I had my sights set on the waves

Where I could truly depart

Her high-maintenance ways

Were just too much to bear

So I left her behind

Grabbed my surfboard and said, See ya

I traded her princess demands

For the waves and the sun

Surfing became my kingdom

Where I found my fun

No more complicated rules

No more bossy cries

I'm riding the waves

Feeling like a wave-riding wise guy

She wanted things her way

Like a royal decree

But I needed simplicity

Like a coconut falling from a tree

She'd complain about sand in her shoes

Like it was a royal crime

But I found solace in the ocean

Where the waves danced in time

Life's too short to be feeling all fussy

I bid her adieu

With a wink and a smile

Off to ride the waves

Where I could be wild

Her bossy nature couldn't

Hold me back anymore

I left it all behind

Caught the biggest wave and soared

I traded her princess demands

For the waves and the sun

Surfing became my kingdom

Where I found my fun

No more complicated rules

No more bossy cries

I'm riding the waves

Feeling like a wave-riding wise guy

I traded her princess demands

For the waves and the sun

Surfing became my kingdom

Where I found my fun

No more complicated rules

No more bossy cries

I'm riding the waves

And said good bye