She Married Me Anyway (Bless Her Heart) Lyrics

I told a joke she rolled her eyes

She laughed out loud to my surprise

I spilled salsa on her dress tripped over my feet

She still smiled and took my hand

And she'd never cheat?

She married me anyway bless her heart

I'm a comedy show that can't hit the mark

I can't fix a sink or remember her friends

But she's still with me this love won't end

I'm dumb as a rock but I play the part

She married me anyway bless her heart

I tried to cook her dinner I burnt the chicken black

Set off the smoke alarm she had to grab a snack

I keep forgettin' things like our special date

She loves me like I'm perfect I'm twice her weight

She married me anyway bless her heart

I'm a comedy show that can't hit the mark

I can't fix a sink or remember her friends

But she's still with me this love won't end

I'm dumb as a rock but I play the part

She married me anyway bless her heart

She could've had a guy with abs and brains

Someone who wasn't such a pain

But instead she chose this corn-fed fool

With bad punchlines and a dad-bod so cool

She married me anyway bless her heart

I'm a comedy show that can't hit the mark

I can't fix a sink or remember her friends

But she's still with me this love won't end

I'm dumb as a rock but I play the part

She married me anyway bless her heart

I've got the grace of a drunk the brains of a nail

I called her "the wrong name" now i'm in nookie jail

I snore so loud and I drool on my pillow too

But somehow she wakes up each day and says I still love you

She married me anyway bless her heart

I'm a comedy show that can't hit the mark

I can't fix a sink or remember her friends

But she's still with me this love won't end

I'm dumb as a rock but I play the part

She married me anyway bless her heart

I'm an idiot savant with a talent for disaster

But somehow she still loves me and that's all that matters

I can't do much right but I sure know how to fail

Still she's the one who's got my heart on the rail

She married me anyway bless her heart

I'm a comedy show that can't hit the mark

I can't fix a sink or remember her friends

But she's still with me this love won't end

I'm dumb as a rock but I play the part

She married me anyway bless her heart

Bless her heart

She married me anyway bless her heart

I'm a comedy show that can't hit the mark

I can't fix a sink or remember her friends

But she's still with me this love won't end

I'm dumb as a rock but I play the part

She married me anyway bless her heart

So here's to my wife my better half

Who puts up with my crap my jiggle my gaffes

I may be a mess but she's my work of art

And she married me anyway bless her heart