Cowbelly Lyrics

Way down yonder in the backwoods groove

Lives a white boy with a cane and a smooth little move

They call him Club Cracker swingin' with style

Plays a cowbell on a belly that'll make you smile

His best friend's stoopid blind as a bat

They call him Stoopid Blind Cracker and he's cool like that

He watches his buddy with a grin so wide

While Club Cracker bangin' on his belly with pride

Club Cracker and Stoopid Blind Cracker oh what a sight

Playin' that cowbelly under the moonlight

A cane and a cowbell a belly that jumps

The whole holler's laughin' hearing that cowbelly thump

Stoopid Blind Cracker don't need to see

He's got ears for the rhythm and lives happily

Says "Go on Club Cracker give it some flair

Bang that cowbelly I'll just sit here and stare"

The belly shakes the cowbell rings

Club Cracker's moves make the music swing

Stoopid Blind Cracker slaps his knee

Shoutin' "This here's the best thing you'll ever see!"

Club Cracker and Stoopid Blind Cracker raisin' a fuss

Jammin' out tunes with a cane and some guts

They don't need no stage don't need no band

Just a fat belly beat and a cane in hand

The stars shine down on this crazy pair

Club Cracker's swingin' like he really don't care

Stoopid Blind Cracker's laughin' along

Two crackers makin' their own country song

Now the crowd's growin' folks gatherin' 'round

Watchin' Club Cracker make that belly sound

Stoopid Blind Cracker's cheerin' shoutin' with glee

"Hit it harder Club make 'em all happy!"

The belly's bouncin' the cane's in the air

This backwoods duo's got talent so rare

From the fields to the holler their fame has spread

Two crackers makin' magic 'nough said

Club Cracker and Stoopid Blind Cracker what a delight

Turnin' the holler into a party tonight

With a cane and a cowbell they steal the show

A fat-bellied rhythm the best you'll ever know

Club Cracker and Stoopid Blind Cracker what a delight

Turnin' the holler into a party tonight

With a cane and a cowbell they steal the show

A fat-bellied rhythm the best you'll ever know

So if you hear the cowbell and some belly beats

Know it's Club Cracker and his blind buddy's feats

They're legends in the holler you can't deny

Two crackers jammin' makin' those ladies sigh