Santa's Sleigh Got Stuck Lyrics

Well, I heard a clatter on my roof last night

Grabbed my boots and flashlight, ready for a fight

But it wasn't no burglar, just a jolly ol' dude

In a red fur suit and a holiday mood

But I forgot to put out the milk and cookies

And Santa helped himself to my special snacks with THC

Now Dasher and Dancer are spinnin' in the snow

His sleigh spinning in circles not knowing where to go

And Santa's on my couch watchin' late-night shows

Santa's sleigh got stuck in my front yard

He's gigglin' and strummin' on my old guitar

He ate all my gummies and he's laughin' real hard

Santa's sleigh got stuck in my front yard

He's gigglin' and strummin' on my old guitar

He ate all my gummies and he's laughin' real hard

Santa's sleigh got stuck in my front yard

He tried to wrangle Rudolph, but tripped on his beard

said, "Man, these chimneys get harder each year!"

He was humming Jingle Bells but way off-key

Asked if I had snacks 'cause he's got the munchies

So I made him a sandwich, stacked a mile high

While he FaceTimed Mrs. Claus just to say hi

Now the elves are callin', the toys are late

Santa's in the backyard, tryin' to meditate

Santa's sleigh got stuck in my front yard

He's throwin' snowballs at the North Star

He's dancin' with Dasher and shufflin' like a bard

Santa's sleigh got stuck in my front yard

Well, I woke up to hoofprints all over my lawn

An empty bag of snacks and a note scrawled on

Thanks for the laughs, you're on the nice list still

But next time, son, leave milk... not edibles

Santa's sleigh got stuck in my front yard

Now he's famous on TikTok for actin' bizarre

They say Christmas is magic, but this year's been charred

Santa's sleigh got stuck in my front yard

So if you see Santa and he seems real chill

Check your snack stash, and refill his milk

'Cause Christmas Eve chaos ain't that hard

When Santa's sleigh gets stuck in your front yard