The Best of Times, or: Oh,, You! Thou Commpulsive b-BADGERr (,N,a,y, Sir,, 'Twas Nott Neçessâry,) Lyrics

11:45 makes me feel alive

Grab my lunch and drive downtown to the show at the hotel

12:34 pedal to the floor

Time to worry about parking 'til the ol' four:04

But eight:15 is where you gotta be if you're afraid of sleeping in (commit the biggest sin)

And you better be in bed by midnight

Oh you gotta get your eight

515 represent the history

641 and you're basically done

Just be brushing your teeth by midnight

Oh you gotta get your eight

133 is somewhat special to me

Though 113, it may be a little better

And don't forget the

It's just the right combo of numbers for our titular hero

143, I love you but it would seem

That you're simply not as comical as four and 20

808 I used to hate but the light I've seen

While 12:15 is the perfect time for brunch if you're lazy

But eight:15 is where you gotta be if you're afraid of sleeping in (commit the biggest sin)

And you'd better be in bed by midnight

Oh you gotta get your eight

515 represent the history

641 and you're basically done

Just be brushing your teeth by midnight

Oh you gotta get your eight

It was the best of times

It was the worst of times

It was the only time I cared