Sir Peter Riddlesworth Lyrics

Sir Peter Riddlesworth stretches in his bed

It is so warm in there

It is so warm in there

Peter Riddlesworth hat upon his head

It is so cold out there

It is so cold out there

When he goes off to the war he'll see things that he's never seen before

He'll fly away and sail out to sea

He don't know what he's fighting for but if'n you ask me

He's gonna win it all, for shore

Peter Riddlesworth killing others dead

It is so bleak out there

It is so bleak out there

Peter Riddlesworth filling up with lead

It is so dark out there

It is so dark out there

And when he gets back from the war he'll say things that he's never said before

And raise his cane while fighting for his seat

He says he's mighty thirsty but he's drowning in his tea

He died for us from shore to shining shore

Strike fear into their hearts with a mighty roar

We've never seen his like before