Skit #2 Lyrics

What a beautiful day today

Let's what these people gotta say

What do you want

Hello sir, do you have any demons that you'd like to get rid of

Hmm. I can't say that I do

Well, have you been feeling nauseated, hungry for souls, cold sweats, intense anger, violent outbursts, lazy, feeling a little evil

Yeah, I kinda have, now that you say it

Well, well, well, look no further my friend, I have just what you need, it's Demon Be Gone

Just one dose of this bad boy right here will get rid of all your demons

Well, give me some of that shit

Yes sir, yes sir, now we're not all the way approved yet, so just sign this waiver right here just to cover our ends and we're good to go

Yeah, I want a lifetime supply, now

You got it sir, you got it sir, a truckload is on its way now

Fuck yeah, yeah, bring it on brother

And you're okay with spontaneous human combustion right

What the fuck is that

Never mind, you should be okay, I think you'll be okay

Okay

You'll be okay, you're good

It'll be worth it right

You're good, just be ready to be demon free

Fuck yeah brother, let's do it. Thank you

You're very welcome sir, you have a wonderful demon free day

Perfect, perfect, that's one sale for the day

So, let's hit their neighbors, we'll work our way around the block, hopefully we get the whole neighborhood demon free