Skit #1 Lyrics

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Are you tired of feeling possessed? Sick of those pesky demons ruining your day

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But wait, there's more

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But it'll also give you a sense of relief and peace of mind

You'll be able to live your life demon-free, without the constant fear of being possessed by a malevolent entity

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Here's what some of our satisfied customers have to say

I was possessed by a demon

But now because of Demon Be Gone, I'm only possessed by the controllable urge to sing country music

Which is better, I guess

Yeah, took that Demon Be Gone shit

Now I'm demon-free, you feel me

Except for that spontaneous human combustion I gotta deal with here and there though

I'm good though, you feel me

I used to be possessed by this demon

But now I'm just, you know, possessed by this unstoppable desire

To eat a whole gallon of ice cream every night

But wait, there's more

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Complete with holy water, a crucifix and a Ouija board, just in case you want to summon more demons

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Side effects may include spontaneous human combustion, uncontrollable urges to sing country music

Increased appetite for ice cream, random and deadly outbursts of violence

Temporary loss of sanity, permanent loss of hair, a slight chance of turning into a chicken and death

Call now and say goodbye to those demons for good

Or at least until the side effects kick in

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