Gunx the Goose Lyrics

Gunx the Goose

Is out and on the loose

Gunx the Goose

Is out and on the loose

Gunx the Goose

Is sick of the abuse

Of what he thinks

Is public funds misuse

So Gunx the Goose

From what he could deduce

That for the mayor

There could be no excuse

So Gunx the Goose

Took his fat caboose

Went to the mayor's house

And took the fattest deuce

Then Gunx the Goose

Found trash in disuse

And piled it high

Put a match to the refuse

But then Gunx the Goose

Saw the mayor's dad, Bruce

And knew that he

Had to himself introduce

So Gunx the Goose

Drank some courage juice

And shot his shot

The mayor's dad he did seduce

With an angry mob on his stoop

The mayor gave up to the Goose

Proposing to Gunx a truce

But Gunx just pushed him into the sluice

But the mob wasn't done

And dragged the mayor to a spruce

And so Gunx the Goose

Watched as the mayor was hung by a noose

Gunx the Goose

And his lover Bruce

Gunx the Goose

They're out on the loose

Gunx the Goose

And his lover Bruce

Gunx the Goose

They're out on the loose