Münchausen Cat Lady (Barncat Version) ft. Cat Ladies Recovery Support Group Choir Lyrics

There's a woman I know who lives in the city

She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties

All of em are sick and she's always at the vet

Cats got diseases that we don't know yet

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies

Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies

Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights

Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Seizures in the basement

Vomit in the attic

Diarrhea everywhere

It's psychosomatic

She knows what to feed em to make em look sick

Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk

Chocolate and raisins and sometimes whiskey

She never even once gave em any Little Friskies

Never feeds Buffy now she's a skeleton

She overfeeds Stella, now she's too fat

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies

Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies

Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights

Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites

Her veterinary bills are in the thousands

Crazy cat lady got M​ü​nchausen's

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Catzilla's got a cough, Sheba's depressed

Snowflake's scratching, her skin is a mess

Fluffy's having tremors And Snookie's got the pox

The two having seizures, Slinky and Socks

Seizures in the basement

Vomit in the attic

Diarrhea everywhere

It's psychosomatic

She knows what to feed em to make em look sick

Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk

A woman I know who lives in the city

Crazy cat lady got a couple dozen kitties

Her veterinary bills are in the thousands

Crazy cat lady she's got M​ü​nchausen's

By proxy

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

M​ü​nchausen cat lady

One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

A woman I know who lives in the city

She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties

All of em are sick and she's always at the vet

These cats got diseases that we don't know yet

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies

Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies

Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights

Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites