I'm Ready (Move Your Ass) Lyrics

Some of my friends tell me I'm good looking and

I feel your big old green eyes cooking

Burning a couple of holes

Through the side of my big fat head

You're like a scared bunny standing and staring

Full of self doubt and without any daring

Maybe you should hop on home and go back to bed

Well you're actually kind of cute right there

With your eyeballs popping and your jaw bone dropping

I'm watching you watching me in the reflection in the glass

I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over

Have you never seen a four leaf clover

Red rover red rover come on move your ass

I'm ready

What's up doc you're starting to bug me

I got no carrots but I'll let you hug me

Tell that doe in the hole goodbye

You're gonna leave her for beaver tonight

Cause this wide receiver's gonna give you a buck fever

But you're gonna have to see her if you wanna believe her

So hippity hop jack rabbit do it right

Well you're actually kind of cute right there

With your eyeballs popping and your jawbone dropping

I'm watching you watching me in the reflection in the glass

I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over

Have you never seen a four leaf clover

Red rover red rover come on move your ass

I'm ready

You just keep gawking you should've been walking

And talking and asking my name

I guess you need nudging and I'm not big on judging

But at least one of us has game

What you gonna do when I come up to you with my 24 karat smile

Are you gonna look away when I give you my number

Or just keep staring a while

Well you're actually kind of cute right there

Eyeballs popping

Jawbone dropping

Watching me watching you in the reflection in the glass

I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over

Have you never seen a four leaf clover

Red rover red rover come on move your ass

Move that ass