Secret Santa Lyrics

Okay, it's time for Secret Santa

It's that special time of year

Time for fun and a little festive cheer

Unique ritual, a chance to conceive

The pleasure's in the giving, not what you'll receive

Secret Santa - what will you give?

Secret Santa – how will you live?

Secret Santa – give it all you've got

Secret Santa – give 'em your best shot

Forget yourself, forget the chat

Who's name will you pull out from the hat?

Get with the programme, get in on the fun

Give something special for that special secret someone

Secret Santa

Secret Santa - the gift with no rules

Perfectly wrapped with ribbons and bows

Touch it, feel it, give it a shake

A bottle of gin or some aftershave

Steve and Billy got something for you

Steve and Billy got something to prove

Steve and Billy got something for you

Steve and Billy get into your groove

Make an effort, play your part

Give a gift but make it smart

Forget the shit, forget the tat

Give something special to that someone from the hat

Sign off Santa, maybe with a kiss

Slip it the sack, I'm sure you get the gist

Now the best bit, the moment of surprise

The gasps, the laughs, confusion in their eyes

Now you're with the programme, you're in on the fun

You're giving something special to that special secret someone

Secret Santa – give them your best shot

Secret Santa - the gift with no rules

Perfectly wrapped with ribbons and bows

Squeeze it, smell it, the laughter escapes

Fairly firm and banana-shaped

Secret Santa - the gift with no rules

Who's it from nobody knows

Tap it, unwrap it – surely, it's not

A bright white, life-like dildo they bought?

It wasn't, it wasn't

It was an electric pepper grinder

Well that's Secret Santa for another year

Keep in with you

Steve and Billy would like to wish you all a magical Christmas