My Hopeless Manatee Lyrics

I saw this manatee

My dead heart began to breathe

And I'll be your vanity

If you'll be my manatee tonight

Lonely as I could be

I gave up watching my TV

And logged on to my fantasy

A place called hornymanatee.com

And there she was before my eyes

800 pounds of paradise

And now I need you

My hopeless manatee

And now I want you

And not just for your body

Together we can live like we're near extinct

We'll fall in love and we'll keep falling right off the brink

(We'll fall in love and we'll keep falling right off the brink)

Is she so unaware

Of how I watch and how I stare

What makes me think that I'll compare

To other guys in this affair

And just when I was sure I'd fail

I got an automated thank you e-mail

(For joining)

And now I need you

My hopeless manatee

And now I want you

And not just for your body

Together we can live like we're near extinct

We'll fall in love and we'll keep falling right off the brink

I'm in captivity

To your love, manatee

And also to the Bay Area police

(They caught me when I tried to steal you from your tank)

I'm in captivity

To your love, manatee

And also to the Bay Area police

(I really thought I could run away with you on my back)

(800 pounds of paradise)

And now I need you

My hopeless manatee

And now I want you

And not just for your body

Together we can live like we're near extinct

We'll fall in love and we'll keep falling right off the brink

And now I need you (I saw)

My hopeless manatee (This manatee)

And now I want you (My dead heart)

And not just for your body (Began to breathe)

Together we can live like we're near extinct (And I'll be your vanity)

We'll fall in love and we'll keep falling right off the brink (If you'll be my manatee tonight)

I saw this manatee

My dead heart began to breathe

And I'll be your vanity

If you'll be my manatee tonight (We'll fall in love and we'll keep falling right off the brink)